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Please try some, none or all of the following:
- Pray to Mephistopheles.
- Re-animate the corpse of John Lennon, read "Catcher in the Rye" then kill John Lennon again. Repeat 6 times.
- Offer a virgin sacrifice to appease Belial.
- Allow the flag to capture you.
- Dedicate the rest of your life to testing cosmetic products on animal protesters.
- Return to the homepage by clicking this link - Go Home
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