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Posted on: 05/21/2008
UKM: Ultimate Killing Machine will probably be Michael Madsen's last movie. The cover was very appealing and the notion that some social drop out's were to be made into killing machines by military scientists seem quite a good concept. Within fifteen minutes I wasn't sure if I was watching a comedy ...
Read More "UKM: Ultimate Krappy Movie"Posted on: 04/27/2008
Wow, it's been a while since I've written here. I've neglected my blogging duties but I haven't neglected my horror movies. I've watched far more than I can remember, a few that remain in memory are May, Unholy and Planet Terror to name a few.The two that remain most vividly in memory are Child's Pl...
Read More "Horror Sequel Double Bill"Posted on: 08/16/2007
Cannibal Holocaust is truly one very sick video nasty, it's a horrible and unnecessary movie, which is what makes it so good. When a horror movie leaves you with a feeling of disgust afterwards then the director has definitely done his job well!
The movie is based around some explorers that go searc...
Read More "Sick And Deranged (And The Cannibals Are Not Much Better)"Posted on: 07/27/2007
I've finally got around to watching Eli Roth's Hostel II. After a few watches I really appreciated Hostel, the first viewing was quite disappointing as my hopes were really high following all the hype. I was expecting something really extreme but I'd seen a lot worse. The next few viewings made me a...
Read More "Return To The Hostel Of Horror"Posted on: 07/23/2007
The Slaughter was described to me as a horror comedy and compared to The Evil Dead. I was expecting either a really low budget, home-movie-ish piece of crap or a modern high budget surprise. I didn't really get either, and I'm not sure if I would even have called it a comedy.
The movie started reall...
Read More "Not Quite Evil Dead"Posted on: 07/18/2007
Why do I spend my time watching crummy horror movies? The answer to that question is because occasionally the crummy horror movie turns out to be a good horror movie.
Mexican Werewolf in Texas is crummy. Not atrocious crummy but I did occasionally get the urge to fast-forward to the next horror scen...
Read More "Mexican Werewolf In Texas"Posted on: 07/09/2007
Having been mildly amused by the concept of The Unborn I decided to give the sequel a run for it's money, hoping that The Unborn 2 would take the concept of a killer mutant baby to a distasteful extreme.
The opening scene begins with a woman in a playground looking for a particular child amongst the...
Read More "The Horror Now Born"Posted on: 07/02/2007
Puppetmaster 3 was strangely the best movie in the Puppetmaster franchise that I've seen. Usually horror movies have either totally lost the plot or are at least starting to go downhill by the third instalment, but for Puppetmaster it seems to just be getting started.
The movie starts with some gore...
Read More "More Horror From Those Puppets"Posted on: 06/23/2007
I?ve just watched the notorious The Great American Snuff Film. It was an exploitation movie supposedly based on true events with supposedly genuine snuff movie footage at the end.
Basically two women are kidnapped by a weirdo and a simpleton and tortured for a few days before they are snuffed which ...
Read More "Sick, Sick, Sick And Quite Poor"Posted on: 06/20/2007
I remember the Re-Animator movie from way back in the day and I also remember enjoying it. I know there have been numerous sequels but I've never got around to watching any until now. Beyond Re-Animator was on last night (I'm not sure where this comes in the order of sequels), so I watched it!
It wa...
Read More "A Fantastically Crap Horror Movie"