What’s all this aboot buddy, Eh? (Canadian Mary)
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CowFest 2012 Physics for Dummies – S2E5 – Piranha 3DD
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It’s not a review… it’s a montage. Also it is about Piranha 3DD.
WARNING: May contain drug references and inaccurate physics. How the fuck do you spell that fish?
CowFest 2012 Video Bullshucks- S2E3 – Society
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Stuff about the Billy Warlock film called “Society” starring Billy Warlock
WARNING: May contain Billy Warlock, spoilers and fisting references.
CowFest 2012 Video Bullshit – S2E2 – Cabin in the Woods
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We talk shit about “Cabin in the Woods”.
WE SPOIL THINGS! DO NOT WATCH IF YOU HATE SPOILERS! DO NOT WATCH IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN “CABIN IN THE WOODS” AND PLAN TO! DO NOT WATCH EVER!
Video Review – Rectuma – CowFest #5.1415926
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It’s a video review about a mutant giant rectum… what more do you need to know?
It’s Horror Extreme at CowFest
Sorry about the lack of volume but these modern typewriters confuse us…
Video Review – Tucker and Dale vs Evil – CowFest #4.5
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Video Review – Tucker and Dale vs Evil – CowFest #4.5
If you thought John Edward was the biggest douche in the universe then you obviously haven’t seen these two. Here they attempt review to “Tucker and Dale vs Evil” for Horror Extreme as part of the International CowFest horror festival…
THERE ARE SPOILERS…. LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF SPOILERS… DO NOT WATCH THE BELOW VIDEO UNLESS YOU LIKE THINGS TO BE SPOILED
Video Review – Slashers: Are You Game? – CowFest #4
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As we talk a lot of shit it only seemed fitting that we watched some. So please drop your pants and open your ears for the video review of “Slashers: Are You Game?” from Horror Extreme as part of the International CowFest horror festival…
WARNING: Contains sexism, puerile humour, naughty words and celebrity slander.
DISCLAIMER: Anything said about celebrities is a filthy lie… except that one thing…
Find your own damn trailer…
Video Review – Cannibal Ferox – CowFest #3
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Video review of “Cannibal Ferox” from Horror Extreme as part of the CowFest horror festival…
No animals were harmed in the making of this video review although one is probably quite embarrassed.
SPOILERS AND FUCKING SWEARING OK?
Video Review – Troll Hunter – CowFest #2
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More nonsensical ramblings about films from Horror Extreme from the CowFest film festival. This time about “Troll Hunter”, a movie which in no way resembles “REC”.
If you are offended by anything then don’t click on the video below and instead sit back and ask yourself why you are even looking at this site.
THERE ARE SPOILERS… LOTS OF SPOILERS… and very little genuine reviewing.
…and here is the trailer for Troll Hunter (which is much louder)
Video Review – Gutterballs – CowFest #1
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An amateurish video review of “Gutterballs” from Horror Extreme as part of the CowFest Horror Festival. Not safe for work, not safe for children, not safe for adults and probably not worth watching.
Pazuzu loves the eighties, dpm loves to say penis…. that’s the synopsis.
This is our first time so please be gentle.
Go team Horror Extreme!
…and here is the trailer for Gutterballs (which is much louder)