Horror movies that should be made and their sequels that shouldn’t #1

Title: Doc Horror
Tagline: The Doctor is In

Synopsis: Middle aged, crazily religious, softly spoken, gentle giant doctor (probably played by John Goodman) snaps under the pressure of losing a pretty girl patient that was nice to him, locks everyone in the hospital and goes on a silent killing spree in the name of God. There is a final girl who manages to escape the doc’s reign of terror with merely a facial disfigurement from a scalpel to the face. No near death for the doc and no retribution for his heinous crimes, he simply puts on a clean suit, grabs his briefcase and lets himself out feeling stress free and appreciative of the sun-soaked city.

Title: Doc Horror 2
Tagline: The Doc is Back… and this time he’s Pissed

Synopsis: Seven years later Doc Horror returns to the hospital, facially reconstructed to look like David Hasselhoff and armed with a talkative wit, a briefcase full of surgical tools and a new found interest in Voodoo over Christianity. He proceeds to murder all in the hospital by performing unnecessary surgery accompanied by a comical commentary. Survivor of the first movie manages again to be the sole survivor and kills Doc Horror with some surgery and witty banter of her own. Voodoo power brings Doc back to life but he is killed again when he is pushed into the furnace in the basement. Doc’s CGI soul leaves his body, accompanied by Voodoo music and possesses a nearby corpse whose eyes open just before the credits roll.

Tags: Medical, Slasher