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Video Review – Rectuma – CowFest #5.1415926

Posted On Sunday, October 23rd, 2011 by Pazuzu Iscariot

It’s a video review about a mutant giant rectum… what more do you need to know?

It’s Horror Extreme at CowFest

Sorry about the lack of volume but these modern typewriters confuse us…

Video Review – Tucker and Dale vs Evil – CowFest #4.5

Posted On Sunday, October 2nd, 2011 by Pazuzu Iscariot

Video Review – Tucker and Dale vs Evil – CowFest #4.5

If you thought John Edward was the biggest douche in the universe then you obviously haven’t seen these two. Here they attempt review to “Tucker and Dale vs Evil” for Horror Extreme as part of the International CowFest horror festival…

THERE ARE SPOILERS…. LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF SPOILERS… DO NOT WATCH THE BELOW VIDEO UNLESS YOU LIKE THINGS TO BE SPOILED

Abertoir Film Festival Schedule

Posted On Saturday, October 23rd, 2010 by Pazuzu Iscariot

Schedule 2010

Wednesday 10th November

1700: Countess Dracula + Talk by Dr Kate Egan
1915: We Are What We Are + Short Film: Intercambio
2145: Dream Home
0000: Mutant Girls Squad

Thursday 11th November

1245: Dead Hooker in a Trunk + Short Film: The Familiar
1500: Iron Doors
1700: The Violent Kind + Short Film: Glow
1915: Siren + Q&A (World Premiere)
2130: Djinns (aka Stranded) + Q&A

0000: Mystery Grindhouse with Nicko and Joe’s Bad Film Club

Friday 12th November

1100: Fired (UK Premiere)
1300: Wake (UK Premiere)
1515: Amer + Giallo talk by Dr Mikel Koven
1800: The House on Haunted Hill
2015: The Damned: Live in Concert

Saturday 13th November

1100: Short Films Competition pt 1
1330: Screenwriting Masterclass with Nicholas David Lean
1545: Gavin Baddeley – A History of Vampire Hunting
1700: Vampires + Q&A
1930: A Warning to the Curious – Two Ghost Stories by M R James
2200: Exorcismus (aka The Possession of Emma Evans) (UK Premiere)
0015: I Spit on your Grave

Sunday 14th November

1100: Short Films Competition pt 2
1330: The Silent House
1530: The Cat and the Canary (with live piano accompaniment)
1745: Robin Hardy – The Wicker Tree Preview
1930: Rare Exports (followed by closing ceremony)

Films 2010

AMER

Hélène Cattet, Bruno Forzani, France/Belgium 2009, 90mins, subtitled

A unique homage to giallo, this visual trip through the aesthetics of the genre taps into its very psyche. Following the girl Ana through three phases in her life (childhood, adolescent and adult), it is a film driven by the experience of being seen. Bolstering a fabulous soundtrack taken straight from the original movies, the attention to detail is phenomenal and perfectly captures the feel and even editing style of the original classic giallo pictures.

This screening will have an introduction by renowned Giallo expert Mikel Koven.

THE CAT AND THE CANARY with live piano accompaniment

Paul Leni, USA 1927, 82mins

A classic silent horror film adaptation of John Willard’s 1922 black comedy play of the same name. Directed by German Expressionist filmmaker Paul Leni, this highly influential film follows the story of Annabelle and her family who must spend the night in their uncle’s haunted mansion where they are stalked by a mysterious figure. Meanwhile, a lunatic known as “the Cat” escapes from an asylum and hides in the mansion.

Director Paul Leni was known for blending expressionism with humour and this film was extremely influential in the “old dark house” genre of films popular from the 30’s through to the 50’s. It was also a very early horror entry for Universal Studios and is considered the cornerstone of Universal’s school of horror.

We are delighted to welcome back silent film pianist Paul Shallcross, who will be playing a score specially commissioned by the Abertoir Horror Festival.

COUNTESS DRACULA with introduction by Dr Kate Egan

Peter Sasdy, UK 1971, 93mins

Based on the true story of Elisabeth Bathory (Ingrid Pitt), the eighteenth-century Transylvanian Countess who indulged herself in an orgy of murder and vampirism.

The ageing Countess discovers by accident that the blood of young virgins has an unnatural restorative effect on her celebrated beauty. Years later, she becomes engaged to a handsome young Hussar and is forced to repeat vile atrocities with ever-increasing regularity to hold off old age.

DEAD HOOKER IN A TRUNK plus recorded introduction

Jen Soska, Sylvia Soska, Canada 2009, 92mins

Set in beautiful Vancouver, four friends set out on an everyday errand and end up in a fight for their lives when they discover the body of a dead hooker left in their trunk. Lead by a sexy, impulsive Badass (Sylvia Soska), her distant Geek twin sister (Jen Soska), their bible thumping, Jesus loving Goody Two Shoes friend (CJ Wallis), and a chaotic, rockstar Junkie pal (Rikki Gagne), the group has to put aside their differences to dispose of the body before they’re next.

Thrown into their own personal purgatory, they face off against persistent police, a sleazy motel manager, chainsaw wielding triads, and a brutal serial killer. All the while they are followed by a mysterious Cowboy Pimp (John Tench) who wants to claim the corpse for his own. Will they uncover the truth behind the body and be able to stand up to their demons? Buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life filled with gun fights, extreme violence, blood, guts, gore, and goats!

Dead Hooker In A Trunk is the unexpected first feature film written and directed by identical twin sisters, Jen and Sylvia Soska. The newcomers created an impossible film that is an underground sensation, destined to be a cult classic and will make you fall in love with films again!

THE FAMILIAR

Kody Zimmermann, Canada 2009, 22mins

Sam has always been obsessed with vampires from the time he was a child. On Sam’s 21st birthday, a mysterious gentleman offers him a peculiar career choice: become an assistant to a real life Vampire. Intrigued and enthusiastic, Sam takes the job but soon realizes that it is not so cool or pleasant to serve his master’s corrupt and neurotic behaviour.

DREAM HOME

Ho-Cheung Pang, China 2010, 96mins, Subtitled

Probably the first horror film about the sub-prime mortgage crisis, this enjoyably violent film tells of a frustrated prospective home-buyer who will do anything to reduce the price of a Hong Kong apartment she has her eyes on…..

Screening sponsored by the Lampter Confucius Institute

R.I.P.

Jan Doense, Netherlands 2003, 7mins

Night has fallen. A thunderstorm approaches. In a lonely house a young woman mourns her deceased husband. In the cemetery across the street the shape of a man rises from his grave…

UK PREMIERE - EXORCISMUS

Manuel Carballo, Spain 2010

From the producers of REC, this latest film follows 15-yr-old Emma Hawkins. Restless, tired of her overprotective parents and sick of having to watch her younger brother all the time, she hopes to get away and have a life of her own. Suddenly, Emma’s life changes in an unexpected way when she starts having frightening fits. Although her parents attribute her behaviour to psychological problems, Emma senses that something much darker is hiding inside her. As the situation gradually worsens, it becomes clear that whatever is hiding inside her won’t be hiding for much longer. Starring Stephen Billington and Abertoir favourite Doug Bradley.

UK PREMIERE - FIRED

Sajit Warrier, India 2010, 90mins

Joy Mittal, the arrogant CEO of H.W.L.S, in a hardnosed decision to repair his scandal ridden work record, and prove his ability to emerge as a pioneering leader in times of financial crisis, fires all the employees from his London office. Amongst the sacked employees is Ruby Herminson, an alluring, sophisticated, career-driven woman, with whom a married Joy is having a long affair. Joy fires Ruby along with the rest of the people he considers expendable.

After a trying day, Joy wraps up some paperwork and tries to head home, but soon realizes that the only possible way of leaving the office is the one he least bargained for. Cornered in a deserted office, Joy discovers the monstrosity of the gruesome supernatural force in the building, which is hell-bent on extracting revenge for his ruthless actions.

A film that caused controversy in India, this is a fascinating movie that plays out in real-time.

THE HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL

William Castle, USA 1959, 75mins

What Abertoir festival is complete without our unofficial patron saint Vincent Price making an appearance? A rich millionaire (Price) invites a group of people to his mansion with the promise that if they survive the night, they will receive $10,000. Castle was a fond lover of gimmicks, and frequently employed a number of surprises for the audiences who attended his films. However, we do stress that this particular screening is so frightening that you should only attend if you’re sure you can stand it… we wouldn’t want to have to remove you now would we?

IRON DOORS

Axel Wedekind, Germany 2010, 80mins

A young man wakes up in a cellar with no windows, an eerie neon light and a huge vault door made of impenetrable steel. The room is empty, except for a dead rat and a mysterious rusty locker he doesn’t have the key for. The man thinks he’s the victim of a particularly cruel practical joke, but soon he realises he’s going to die of thirst and hunger if he doesn’t quickly figure out how to escape. However, it seems there’s no way out…

I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE

Steven R. Monroe, USA 2010, 107mins

Not released until February 2011, this is a special advance screening of the new remake of Meir Zarchi’s controversial 1978 cult horror film. A beautiful woman from the city, Jennifer Hills, rents an isolated cabin in the country to write her latest novel. Soon, a group of local lowlifes subject Jennifer to a nightmare of degradation, rape and violence. Left for dead, she returns for vengeance, trapping her male attackers one-by-one…

MUTANT GIRLS SQUAD

Noboru Iguchi, Yoshihiro Nishimura, Tak Sakaguchi, Japan 2010, 90mins, subtitled

From Kurosawa and Ozu through to modern day directors such as Yôji Yamada, Japanese cinema has also been renowned for its subtle expression of human emotions and family drama. If you are a connoisseur of this unique heritage of cinema, then we recommend renting Rashomon and staying far far away…

Yes, this is the ultimate in Japanese splatter, teaming up three of the country’s leading gore experts: Noboru Iguchi (ROBO-GEISHA, THE MACHINE GIRL), Yoshihiro Nishimura (TOKYO GORE POLICE, VAMPIRE GIRL VS. FRANKENSTEIN GIRL) and Tak Sakaguchi (DEATH TRANCE, VERSUS, SAMURAI ZOMBIE).

Rin is a seemingly normal Japanese high school girl. Yet after witnessing her mother’s face blown into bits and her fatherʼs severed head falling into her birthday cake, Rinʼs dormant mutant abilities are suddenly awakened transforming her into a brutal killing machine…. Going on the run, she encounters a group of girl mutants including one who can grow a chainsaw from her body, and another one who can grow tentacles from her fingers. The team hone their skills to take revenge on the Japanese population and transform the country into a mutants only zone.

Think X-Men with tentacles…

MYSTERY GRINDHOUSE In Association with Nicko & Joe’s Bad Film Club

A long-standing tradition in the Abertoir schedule is our extremely popular Mystery Grindhouse. A film so terrible and cringe-worthingly bad, that we have to clean our screens after showing 90 minutes of pure crap. Well, this year will be no exception, and we are delighted to welcome comedians Nicko and Joe who will provide a live commentary to destroy what little shreds of credibility this mystery film ever held.

For the first time the shackles of polite cinema etiquette are discarded as the audience are encouraged to jeer, heckle and participate with the film creating a unique interactive cinema experience. Because, as we know, nothing is as much fun as watching a bad film with friends but, then again, nothing can be more soul destroying than watching one alone…

“Taking the piss out of such movies in the rowdy, bear-pit atmosphere that Nicko and Joe encourage is, I think, a way of reclaiming some of the time we’ve lost to all those bad films…I suspect this goes to the heart of the Bad Film Club’s appeal.” Time Out

RARE EXPORTS

Jalmari Helander, Finland 2010, 80mins, Subtitled

In the depths of the Korvatunturi mountains, 486 metres deep, a team of experts are drilling for something. When a herd of reindeer is brutally ripped apart and children start to disappear, it appears the Christmas stories of Santa could not be more wrong. Stylish, award-winning film with a brilliantly warped sense of Tim Burton-esque humour.

THE SILENT HOUSE

Gustavo Hernández, Uruguay 2010, 80mins, Subtitled

With expert direction and camerawork, this is a film guaranteed to make you jump out of your seat. Not content with a regualr setup, The Silent House goes one further, and that’s because it was shot in just one single take. With great attention paid to the production values, and a true maturity to handle the shocks, this is a technical, visual and atmospheric achievement unlike any other in horror history.

Laura and her father arrive at a remote cottage on the eve before their contract to renovate it begins. Dank, dark, gloomy and bereft of electricity – forcing the pair to rely on battery lanterns and candles – they sit and wait alone while the house owner heads out for food. He leaves them with only one instruction: Don’t Go Upstairs. When her father does just that to investigate some strange noises, Laura’s stark staring fright night commences… Strong, compelling and mesmerising, THE SILENT HOUSE is a remarkable exercise in spine-chilling terror.

WORLD PREMIERE - SIREN plus Q&A with producer Christopher Granier-Deferre

Andrew Hull, UK 2010, 86mins

Escaping the city for a weekend away, company man Ken and his girlfriend Rachel meet up with an old friend, the exotic and worldly Marco. Their plan is simple — tour the local coast for a relaxing weekend in the wilderness. Things hit a snag when Marco spots a beautiful young girl, the sultry and seductive Silka, waving for help off the shore of one of the many secluded islands. But if anyone needs help now, it’s them… SIREN is a terrifying tale of lust and revenge set on an abandoned island in the Mediterranean.

We are delighted to welcome producer Christopher Granier-Deferre for a Q&A after the screening.

VAMPIRES plus Q&A with producer John Engel

Vincent Lannoo, Belgium 2010, 88mins, Subtitled

Brilliantly funny mockumentary focussing on a family of modern-day vampires living in Belgium. Bored with immortality, they spend their time going about their ordinary lives: attending classes on blood-sucking, eating illegal immigrants, children and handicapped folk, and taking every advantage they can to suck out of the country’s social system. Samson, a seventies throwback, lives his 55th year like he’s forever 20. Grace, an eternal teenager bent on being human again, keeps committing suicide. While George, the patriarch, manages as best he can, heading the eccentric family and its on-going squabbles with the neighbouring vampires…

We are delighted to welcome the film’s producer John Engel here to Aber for a Q&A following the screening.

THE VIOLENT KIND

The Butcher Brothers, USA 2010, 96mins

Troubled Cody (Cory Knauf), a second-generation member of a violent and notorious biker gang, rides out with his friends to a party at a farmhouse located deep within the redwood forest. At the end of the wild evening, things take a turn for the worse when Cody’s ex-girlfriend Michelle (Tiffany Shepis) is discovered wandering aimlessly and covered in blood, screaming and convulsing. Cody and the others desperately try to get help for Michelle while stuck in the middle of nowhere, but their plans are quickly ruined when another malicious gang turns up. But what they want is far worse than just picking a fight….

The Violent Kind is a rare film, blending genres and twisting expected storylines to give a memorable and fun film. We dare you to guess the ending.

GLOW

Lee Burgess, UK 2010, 15mins

In the Valleys of South Wales a lonley spirit lingers in the dark, searching for his lover.

UK PREMIERE - WAKE

Chad Feehan, USA 2010, 110mins

Driving to a wedding in LA through the Mojave Desert, Paul and Adrienne pull off the highway and into Roy’s Motel and Café. This roadside artifact proves to be a strange and surreal place with an unsettling mix of travellers, who force our couple to discover the horrifying secret hidden between them. Directed by the producer of the excellent All the Boys Love Mandy Lane.

WE ARE WHAT WE ARE

Jorge Michel Grau, Mexico 2010, 90mins, subtitled

Already being heralded as the new “Let the Right One In”, this Mexican film is a powerful and compelling look at cannibals in a modern-day society. After a middle-aged man dies in the street, he leaves his widow and three sons destitute. The devastated family is confronted not only with his loss but with a terrible challenge – how to survive. As cannibals, they have always existed on a diet of human flesh consumed in bloody ritual ceremonies… and the victims have always been provided by the father. Now that he is gone, who will hunt? Who will lead them? How will they feed their horrific hunger?

INTERCAMBIO

Antonello Novellino, Spain 2010, 15mins, subtitled

In a village in Eastern Europe, beset by soldiers, its people seek different strategies to survive. But gradually the situation is complicated to limits that were never suspected

Abertoir Horror Festival Announces Fifth Birthday Schedule

Posted On Saturday, October 23rd, 2010 by Pazuzu Iscariot
Abertoir Horror Festival
Aberystwyth Arts Centre
Weds 10th – Sunday 14th November 2010

Wales’ National Horror Festival, Abertoir has announced its 2010 line up.

The festival which runs between Wednesday 10 – Sunday 14 November at Aberystwyth Arts Centre will show more than twenty films, including UK premieres, cult screenings and classics from around the world, as well as a whole host of special guests, talks, masterclasses, live music and theatre events. Enthusiastic fans will flock to the seaside town for a programme that is guaranteed to be scary, creepy and quirky!

Festival Director Gareth Bailey is excited to welcome Abertoir festival-goers this November:
“As Abertoir turns five years old, the team has worked tirelessly to put together a fantastic line up of films from around the world – from genre-defining classics, to the latest offerings in horror, we’re looking forward to meeting new festival-goers and welcoming old friends.”

Legendary band The Damned will provide music on the Friday evening, supported by Abertoir favourites Zombina and the Skeletones. On the Saturday evening, Robert Lloyd Parry presents his acclaimed one-man show with a creepy candle lit telling of two ghost stories by M R James in A Warning to the Curious. The ever-popular Mystery Grindhouse screening returns for another year this time with a hilariously sarcastic commentary provided by Nicko and Joe’s Bad Film Club. As always the festival will feature a classic silent horror film, this year The Cat and the Canary, with live piano accompaniment by Paul Shallcross playing a score especially commissioned by Abertoir. Wicker Man director Robin Hardy (who helped to launch the festival five years ago) also returns to discuss and show scenes from his brand new film The Wicker Tree. Director Nicholas David Lean presents an exclusive horror film making masterclass, while while occult expert Gavin Baddeley will be giving a tongue-in-cheek talk on vampire hunting.

Big screen highlights include the world premiere of British psychological horror Siren, as well as UK premieres of Exorcismus, Fired and Wake. Classics include Hammer Horror’s Countess Dracula and William Castle’s The House on Haunted Hill while the rest of the lineup features a terrific selection of brand new films from across the globe. All of which, except for the classics, will be the first time screened in Wales.

Abertoir’s short film competition celebrates its third year, and this year offers entrants the exciting prospect of having their films considered alongside winning short films exhibited at film festivals across Europe. Now a member of the European Fantastic Film Festivals Federation, Abertoir is delighted to be awarding the winning short film a nomination for the Méliès d’Or decided each year at the Sitges International Fantastic Film Festival.

Festival passes are just £47.50 and get festival-goers free entry to all films and special events. Individual tickets for screenings and events are also on sale. To book, telephone the Box Office on 01970 62 32 32 or visit www.abertoir.co.uk.

Ghouls on Film

Posted On Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 by Pazuzu Iscariot

Ghouls on Film

Just a quick post (mostly for UK people)… GO TO GHOULS ON FILM!

Here’s the Press Release:

‘GHOULS ON FILM’ TO CELEBRATE INDEPENDENT HORROR FILMS MADE BY WOMEN

On February 20th the first ever ‘Ghouls on Film’ festival comes to The Mixing Bowl theatre in Birmingham, to celebrate horror films made by women. As part of Women in Horror Recognition Month, the event will include short films, two feature-length films and very special guest, cult star Emily Booth.

Ghouls on Film will play host to the UK premiere of the acclaimed Soska Sisters’ debut feature film, ‘Dead Hooker in a Trunk’, as well as a screening of Kate Glover’s outback slasher ‘Slaughtered’. The short films include a brand new short by Maude Michaud and the award-winning film ‘Pop Art’ by Amanda Boyle. Emily Booth, best known for her TV presenting and roles in films such as Evil Aliens and Doghouse will be talking about her career in horror, as well as leading a discussion on the role of women in the horror industry.

The event begins at 3pm. Entry costs only £6, which can be paid on the day or beforehand. This is a not-for-profit event: if any profit is made, it will be donated to charity. For full details, please visit http://ghoulsonfilm.blogspot.com.

Celebrate Women in Horror Month by watching a stereotypical bloke being a douche-bag (that’s how you’ll recognize me). See you there. MWAH!

Abertoir: The National Horror Festival of Wales

Posted On Sunday, October 25th, 2009 by Pazuzu Iscariot

Now in it’s fourth year, Abertoir festival will provide much more than horror movies and sheep (sorry)… it will be a fun packed horror party crammed with fantasticness including music, theatre, book signings, special guests, prizes, bar promotion, and of course an abundance of films from premieres to cult viewing plus a few classics.

Here’s the Press Release:

Abertoir Film FestivalAbertoir, the National Horror Festival of Wales, will run at Aberystwyth Arts Centre from Wednesday 4th – Saturday 8th November 2009. Now in its 4th year Abertoir has grown from its humble beginnings to become one of the genre’s most vibrant, credible and recognisable festivals. With support from the Film Agency for Wales, Abertoir has grown to become an internationally acclaimed festival and a premiere event of the year for horror fans.

Over the past years Abertoir has not only hosted premieres and international genre stars, but also helped to launch the careers of directors such as Marc Price. Marc juggled making his debut film – Colin – with his job at a courier firm and he wrote, directed and produced the entire film for almost nothing. Colin was screened at Abertoir 2008 and as a result came to the attention of sales agent Helen Grace. Helen urged Marc to take the film to Cannes where it wowed the critics and won a deal for nationwide release: Colin will be released in UK cinemas on the 23rd of October and on DVD three days later.

This year Abertoir will screen over 20 films, and will open with a rare screening of the cult 80’s movie The Keep, filmed in Wales at Blaenau Ffestiniog and Llanberis, this film is not available on DVD and shouldn’t be missed in its original 35mm glory.

Abertoir guests this year include the legendary director Herschell Gordon Lewis. Herschell will present a rare filmmaking masterclass exploring the ins and outs of low budget movie-making and also premiere his new film the Uh-Oh! Show, starring a previous Abertoir guest, Lloyd Kaufman. Doug Bradley, aka ‘Pinhead’ in the Hellraiser movies, will return for a second year running with his presentation – The Man in The Mask – an entertaining talk about masking and film makeup effects. Abertoir will also be screening the latest edition of Doug’s Spine Chillers talking visual book series with Edgar Allan Poe’s The Tell-Tale Heart, as well as his new movie Umbrage.

And what Welsh horror festival would be complete without a look at the iconic film An American Werewolf in London? The evening will also feature a movie-length documentary about the making of the film, and writer Gavin Baddeley, a Reverend in the Church of Satan, will present a fascinating talk on the history of werewolf hunting. Abertoir will also present An Evening at the Grand Guignol, a special theatre performance of three classic Grand Guignol plays from early 20th century France. An Evening at the Grand-Guignol offers a rare and exciting opportunity to experience a recreation of this unique and influential theatre form. Live music will be provided by the cult band Zombina and the Skeletones. Zombina and the Skeletones have been wrenching 100% pure rock n’ roll genius from the very pits of their tortured, vampiric souls since 1998.

You can get all of this for just the measly price of £40! Tickets for Abertoir events can be booked by contacting the Aberystwyth Arts Centre Box Office on 01970 623232 or online at www.aber.ac.uk/artscentre. Individual tickets are also available. For more details, please visit http://www.abertoir.co.uk

GO BUY TICKETS NOW!

The Duty of the Living

Posted On Monday, October 5th, 2009 by Pazuzu Iscariot

It’s recently been brought to our attention by the lovely people at Panopticon Films about their upcoming zombie flick called The Duty of the Living. The movie has just ended its pre-production period and is due to drop on the festival scene in early 2010.

Starring Juan Riedinger (Hardwired, Jennifer’s Body, The Day the Earth Stood Still) and about a young soldier’s return home after leaving to go to war during a National Outbreak, it looks like one to watch out for. The trailer doesn’t give away too much but we will be watching out for it with bated breath! (and yes it is bated not baited… from the verb to bate, which has nothing to do with self pleasure… although we are quite excited!)

Check out the official website of The Duty of the Living for the latest news and more information on the cast and crew, and take a peek at the trailer below. We’ll keep you updated as we hear more… you never know we might even get a screener (hint, hint…)

The Duty of Living – Official Trailer from Brandon Hunt on Vimeo.