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Ein! Zwei! Die!
Posted on 09/02/2010 by That Ghoul Ava
There are two words that can instantly grab my attention: Nazis & Zombies. And if you have both of these things in one movie, you have my UNDIVIDED attention.There's one thing you need to know before you watch this movie - it doesn't take itself very seriously. If you're looking for some underlying ...
Read More "Dead Snow"I Need His Brain for my Zombie!
Posted on 08/24/2010 by Hellbound Heart
Whilst the whole concept of a banned list of video nasties may strike those of us who have lived through a glut of so-called "torture porn" movies as profoundly hysterical, you may still find yourself wondering how in the hell certain of the video nasties ever made the list. Night of the Bloody Apes...
Read More "Flesh For Frankenstein"Pieces... It's exactly what you think it is!
Posted on 08/22/2010 by Pazuzu Iscariot
With a copious amount of blood-painted axe murderousness at the hands of a young boy defending his naked lady jigsaw before the opening credits you almost guarantee Juan Piquer Simón's Pieces (Mil gritos tiene la noche) will get a positive review here. Throw in an abundance of bra-challenged eightie...
Read More "Pieces (Mil Gritos Tiene La Noche)"Once she kept a lover on the side. But that's nothing compared to what she's keeping in the freezer.
Posted on 08/15/2010 by Pazuzu Iscariot
Lamberto Bava's directorial debut, Macabre (Macabro) AKA Frozen Terror, is a beautiful romance story about illicit love affairs, unrequited devotion, tragedy, child murder, child murderers, necrophilia, and blind people dropping the soap. It would be impossible to do this work of perverse sinister a...
Read More "Macabre (Macabro) AKA Frozen Terror""All dirty women have to do something about their filthy hair"
Posted on 08/09/2010 by Pazuzu Iscariot
A Japanese movie entitled Exte – Hair Extensions (Ekusute) will instantly conjure up uninspiring pictures of standard supernatural hair-ghosts creeping out whiney Asian girls in an attempt to exploit the trend of J-Horror breaking into the Western world. This could not be further from the truth. The...
Read More "Exte - Hair Extensions (Ekusute)"Hair Horror from Shin-yeon Won
Posted on 08/08/2010 by Pazuzu Iscariot
A South Korean movie entitled The Wig (Gabal) will instantly conjure up uninspiring pictures of standard supernatural hair-ghosts creeping out whiney Asian girls in an attempt to exploit the trend of J-Horror breaking into the Western world. As is often the case with Korean movies of this ilk, The W...
Read More "The Wig (Gabal)"Grisly and Claustrophobic... and made for TV
Posted on 07/21/2010 by Pazuzu Iscariot
It may well be maybe a possibly well know fact that when Lucio Fulci made non-zombie films he was out of his nut on various psychotropic drugs. A huge chunk of apparent evidence is in The Sweet House of Horrors (La dolce casa degli orrori). As the infamous master of gore, Fulci manages to take poten...
Read More "The Sweet House Of Horrors (La Dolce Casa Degli Orrori)"Human Foie Gras
Posted on 07/17/2010 by Pazuzu Iscariot
Initial glances of Tiwa Moeithaisong's bloodthirsty Thai shocker Meat Grinder (Cheuuat gaawn chim) makes you think you are watching Mrs. Lovett serving up Aunt Mei's Dumplings with enough monosodium glutamate to blind all beholders. On this level the movie works very well with plenty of vermillion s...
Read More "Meat Grinder (Cheuuat Gaawn Chim)"Evil has finally met its match.
Posted on 07/13/2010 by Pazuzu Iscariot
The metamorphosis of Freddy Krueger from nightmarishly intimidating boogeyman to ridiculous pussified cartoon character reaches its climax of juvenile and uninspiring humour with the sixth Elm Street; Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare. The character of Freddy is already dead by this instalment in t...
Read More "Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare"Now Freddy's A Daddy, He's Killing For Two.
Posted on 07/04/2010 by That Ghoul Ava
I'm not even going to try and bullshit you: I love everything Freddy. EVERYTHING. Perhaps it's because he encompasses everything I am - evil & sadistic with a dark sense of humor. Or maybe it's because I like my villains with personality. I also grew up (I use that term loosely) on the Nightmare on ...
Read More "A Nightmare On Elm Street 5: The Dream Child"
