Latest Independent Horror Movie Reviews
The legend is real...
Posted on 04/11/2010 by Pazuzu Iscariot
A mixture of dwarves, hot chicks, deformed rednecks, Jesus freaks and Bianca Barnett's boobs is a recipe that belongs in God's DVD cookbook, but the combination of the ingredients only is not enough as time and care need to go into the preparation of said ingredients for an outstanding straight-to-D...
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Zombies Go Pop
Posted on 01/17/2010 by Pazuzu Iscariot
With the zombie movie market being quite saturated it must be difficult to come up with an original concept for a zombie movie without somebody having already been there and done that, also, with the popularity of high quality cult zombie movies from the masters in the genre, attempting to infiltrat...
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Ethan Wiley's Serial Slashfest
Posted on 12/09/2009 by Pazuzu Iscariot
If a movie has a bound and ceilingly suspended lady of the slutty persuasion receive a chainsaw to the spine before the opening credits then you can pretty much expect me to enjoy it. If a horror movie stars Jeffery Coombs and Michael Berryman then you can guarantee I will get a teensy bit excited. ...
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A new perspective on the zombie movie.
Posted on 09/22/2009 by Pazuzu Iscariot
Wasting Away is one of the most originally creative and comical zombie movies that has blessed DVD since the Ancient Anglo Saxons created Shaun of the Dead. There are numerous reasons why this movie is beautiful and justice would not be done if each one was not given a couple of sentences of its own...
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Get muddy! Get bloody! Kill or be killed!
Posted on 09/20/2009 by Pazuzu Iscariot
What do you get if you cross a group of jocky city douche-bags on a lads hunting trip (with a girl), a gang of dirty hillbilly inbred rednecks and a pot smoking hippie commune that worships a giant pig? You get Pig Hunt. James Isaac (Jason X, Skinwalkers) delivers a creature feature delivered in the...
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Hell Awaits The Foolish
Posted on 09/19/2009 by Pazuzu Iscariot
For a craftily reverse-chronologically constructed horror movie about the temptations of hell, Necromentia, although not quite as inverted as Memento, manages to be an absorbing and fascinating fantasy with numerous loud shocks and more gore than you can shake a baby at. The story is obviously very ...
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Lights... Camera... Body Parts
Posted on 09/04/2009 by Pazuzu Iscariot
Lee Demarbre (director) and Ian Driscoll (writer) pay tribute to the gore-master and visionary of the splatter genre, Herschell Gordon Lewis, with Smash Cut. A low budget affair (which is no surprise if you have seen Demabrbre's cult horror works such as Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter) starring David H...
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Let's Make Some Art!
Posted on 08/13/2009 by Pazuzu Iscariot
Terror Firmer is possibly the epitome of the Troma stereotype created by Lloyd Kaufman and Michael Herz. This is clown like humor designed specifically to shock, disturb and repulse those that see it. The opening scene depicts a pregnant woman being relieved of her unborn at the hands of an overtly ...
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Freshly Baked Terror
Posted on 07/08/2009 by Pazuzu Iscariot
Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust takes our favorite, and hopefully only, killer cookie into an almost Lloyd Kaufman scenario mixed with Puppet Master and sprinkled with a smattering of Ghoulies. The movie is a mess and has ditched the restrained humor from the first movie and replaced it with ...
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Out of the oven... and into your heart!
Posted on 06/26/2009 by Pazuzu Iscariot
Charles Band's 2005 horror comedy, The Gingerdead Man, is a very typical, very insincere slasher with the bad guy quite literally falling out of the slasher flick cookie-cutter. From the offset it becomes obvious that this movie is not going to take itself seriously, the story is almost instantly ri...
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