Dec 2010 Horror Movie Reviews
They came to play, they stayed to die.
Posted on 12/16/2010 by Pazuzu Iscariot
With the opening scene consisting of the hanging of a wheel-chaired coffin-dodger followed closely by the stabbing of the gentleman that set up the noose trap setting the scene for the longevity of most of the characters in this movie, it is a wonder that Mario Bava manages to develop any characters...
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Where shopping can cost an arm and a leg
Posted on 12/31/2010 by Pazuzu Iscariot
Back in the mid-eighties when scientists were technologically advanced enough to create sentient, self-actualising robots but couldn't quite work out how to empower them a wide vocabulary or legs, Jim Wynorski delivered Chopping Mall (AKA Killbots) to a very small proportion of the masses. As was cu...
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It's smooth and creamy. It's low calorie and delicious. And it kills.
Posted on 12/07/2010 by Pazuzu Iscariot
It is a widely accepted opinion that one should not eat yellow snow... in fact it is probably worth taking this advice one step further than Frank Zappa suggested and ensuring that your children avoid anyone crazy enough to eat snow in the first place. Unfortunately in 1985 few people heeded this gu...
Read More "The Stuff"
Is she losing her mind or is the truth even more terrifying than she could ever imagine?
Posted on 12/09/2010 by Hellbound Heart
When watching and reviewing indie genre films, I've often found myself inclined to be pretty charitable. I know how hard it is to get films written and made, and to an extent, I take this into consideration. But that tolerance can only be taken so far - as a film fan, I want to get something out of ...
Read More "Widow"
Don't go, we'll be good
Posted on 12/27/2010 by Pazuzu Iscariot
Korean director Pil-Sung Yim's Hansel and Gretel (Henjel gwa Geuretel) is an incongruent mixture of horror and fantasy with dramatic fluctuations between the two genres. The relationship between this 2007 story and the Grimm 1812 story of the same name is very loose and it is more appropriate to say...
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