Mar 2010 Horror Movie Reviews
If you think you'll get out alive, You must be dreaming.
Posted on 03/14/2010 by Pazuzu Iscariot
Despite being one of the better sequels in the Elm Street franchise, A Nightmare on Elms Street 3: Dream Warriors is definitely the turning point where Freddy starts to show off to his audience and begins the descending spiral towards the cartoon character he is destined to become. For the most part...
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Posted on 03/18/2010 by Pazuzu Iscariot
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master is the first indication that the franchise has less of a future than a marriage between Ted Bundy and a snuff fetishist. From the lame 80s opening music performed by Patricia Arquette's Kristen replacement (Tuesday Knight), the fact that they had to repl...
Read More "A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master""A terrifying story of violence and madness", or "How I shagged a midget monkey mingle muncher"
Posted on 03/31/2010 by Miss Lipstattoo
Any sane person with taste really has to start to worry when the epitome of sleaze Ilsa is held up as a cinematic goddess, so much so that she inspired a slew of copycat Nazi exploitation flicks with stern bitches with Swastikas on their arms. I am, however, not a sane person and have no taste so it...
Read More "SS Hell Camp Aka The Beast In Heat (La Beastia In Calore)"Chihiro suffers from muliple personalities - and one of them is deadly
Posted on 03/24/2010 by Pazuzu Iscariot
Although filled with traditional Japanese horror supernaturalness, wild flights of fantasy and schoolgirl beatings, Isola (Isola: Tajuu jinkaku shôjo) is not a traditional J-Horror with long black haired sexy ghosts crawling along ceilings and jump scares via dead people's reflections. The majority ...
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Posted on 03/29/2010 by Pazuzu Iscariot
Following the controversy of the first two Guinea Pig Movies, The Devils Experiment and Flowers of Flesh and Blood, Guinea Pig 3: He Never Dies (Za ginipiggu 3: Senritsu! Shinanai otoko... which translates to Shudder! The man who doesn’t die) adopts a much more light hearted approach to displaying u...
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