Horror Extreme Movie Catalog

Mild-mannered Alfred Packer (Parker) finds himself leading a small group through the mountains and ends up accused of cannibalism. The movie starts after his arrest and is told in flashbacks to the reporter (Toddy Walters) who'll do anything to get her story.

There are vicious trappers, Japanese Indians, and a bittersweet love story between Alfred Packer and Lianne. And in true musical fashion, the characters have a tendency to burst into song.

As you might guess from the presence of Parker & Stone, Cannibal the Musical is hysterically funny and cheerfully disgusting. Add several weird and catchy songs, and it's impossible to resist. Truly, it's a shpedoinkal movie.

Cannibal! The Musical is an extraordinarily veracious piece of viewing pleasure from the creators of South Park. Filled with many sing-a-long songs for the whole family*, it gives musicals a great name. The plot is quite daringly clever as it keeps you attached to the magnificent dialogue and jokes betwixt feverishly addicting musical scenes. The romance in the film is also heart-felt, forcing tears to slide down the cheeks of anyone who watches the scene where Alfred Packer professes his recently departed love, whilst reminiscing wonderful memories of joint happiness together.

If you're willing to join Trey Parker in this "Whoa-It's-Like-I'm-Actually-Venturing-Along-With-Alfred-Packer" kind of film, then put on your "I H8 Trapperz" shirt and hop along for the ride.

*(kids under 15 shouldn't really sing-a-long per se, let alone watch the film, and if your family consists of only 15 year olds and younger, then I can only wonder how you obtained the film and how you're a family of 15 year olds and younger)