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I don't understand why people are knocking this picture.

Five minutes into it, I knew I wasn't watching a straight horror film...but a clever black comedy.

The writer-director and the actors are playing this one strictly tongue-in-cheek...and they make it work.

And, for those people who didn't "get it" while watching the movie, the Coda at the end was designed to let them in on the joke.

Too bad they weren't astute enough to realize that.

Was this movie meant to be a joke? I'm not easily scared, but I do like a good horror flick. However, this was neither a horror or suspence film that I would even call B grade, i'd call 7th grade for the fact that it looks like a 7th grade acting class has tried to make a movie.

The acting was very poor. When you watch it, it's like.. how do I descibe it, $#!% house. One second there scared, the next everything is ok, then they wanna leave but no one seems to have the will power to act on there own, instead it has to be a group descicion to leave, I wonder who holds whose hand when they go to the bathroom?

Now, don't get me wrong, I dont mind bad special effects, sometimes they really are corney and lame, but at least there plausable... unlike the pethetic effects of this movie. A so called "demon woman" floats into the room and does nothing but smile and float at 1 mile per hour towards the studants, then her finger nails grow in 3 frames and she howels petheticly doing the worse job of trying to act I think i've ver seen. I mean, just watch it if you wanna see what lame acting is. The so called Doorway was so scary, not. It was a red light in a cuboard in the cellar... oh how scary. Then they bring in Rob Shieder!!!!! I still can't beleive he was in it... but I bet you won't hear him ever promote this movie, i'm sure he's imbarrased to have been in it, and his demise is lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame. The only thing that looked like it had more then $10 spent on it was the firey pit of hell that someone falls into for 2 seconds of the movie.

Look, avoid the movie. I payed $2 for the movie out of the really, really, really cheap bin. And I still think I should demand my two whole dollars back, and for the wasted time I spent watching it and never getting those 2 hours back, they should understand my pain, and refund my $2 in 1 cent peices and give me a discount for $20 off my next purchase.

I wouldnt recomend you rent this, buy it, or watch it if it was on TV. I didnt even get through to finshing it before I ejected it and threw it in the bin. At least it was only pocket change I lost then wasting and money on this ...Grrrrr... I so badly wanna use naughty words to describe it but if I did this reveiw completly in my own words there would just be a (...) for the whole thing where amazon have deleted parts of it.

This movie is...
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