Horror Extreme Movie Catalog

BLOOD DOLLS is my kind of movie! Charles Band has fashioned another masterpiece! This one's right up there w/ PUPPET MASTER, HEAD OF THE FAMILY, and HIDEOUS! in my book! Ultra-eccentric, masked billionaire, Virgil Travis (Jack Maturin) loses big money, and simply must have revenge against those who've tried to destroy him and his empire. With the aid of his trusty servant / henchman / spiritual advisor, Mr. Mascaro (William Paul Burns, in three-piece suit and full clown make-up), Travis sends a trio of killer dolls (shrunken versions of his former enemies) to assassinate his rivals. All goes well until the wife of Virgil's chief nemesis, a brilliant dominatrix named Moira (Debra Mayer) gives Travis fits! She ouwits him and even earns his respect and affection. Of course, this is all according to Moira's wicked plan for world domination! Is Travis doomed, or will twisted love prevail? BD offers nonstop lunacy, a caged girl-rock band, an evil dwarf (Phil Fondacaro w/ eye-patch), gore, BDSM, mad science, and humor. This could well be the ultimate movie! Watch for the "drill-murder" and "death-by-piano-wire-rack" sequences! Mistress Moira must inherit the earth...

I'm not big into guilty pleasure movies. In fact of the 300 or so movies I own I think I have 3. Make it 4 now. After the first 20 minutes I was ready to turn the movie off. But I decided to watch on. And boy am I glad I did. It grew on me. It's so unique. It never takes itself too seriously while at the same time not taking itself lightly either. Great mix of horror/humor, and a fun movie I can see myself watching over and over. It ranks right up in my guilty pleasure department with Killer Klowns from Outer Space. All the characters are enjoyable and they all fit very well into the plot. It's just a fun watch. You get creepy, funny, serious, complex, simple all rolled into one. One of the few B movies that is enjoyable and gets better with each view. How can you fit 3 killer dolls, a shrunken head billionaire, a butler who wears clown make-up 24/7, a midget guard, a girl rock band electrocuted into playing songs of choice, a dominatrix female with superior intelligence and Type-A ambition, and a guy getting drilled in the heart with a drill bit all in one movie? Answer: Blood Dolls. Sometimes the stars just align perfectly. Thanks for the ride.