Horror Extreme Movie Catalog

I'm not sure who is now distributing this but that cover art has NOTHING to do with the movie. Cathy's characters is probably about 10 and about as close to goth as China is to Arizona.

If you are interested in seeing a just horribly made film from the 70's for the shear entertainment then you can't go wrong with this. I wont' lie; it's BAD! But that is what makes it enjoyable. My buddies and I have had great laughs watching this one.

If only everyone else looked at it that way... Lighten up and check it out.

We picked this up in the bargain bin because the chick on the cover was hot - a Fairuza Balk type. Turned out to have nothing to do with the movie, it was a new photo on an old flick.

The movie was in fact a stinky turd, but so awful, so badly made, so badly written and so badly acted that it was hilarious!

The plotline makes no sense, and continuity is nonexistent. Why did dad keep asking the old drunk to watch his daughter? Why didn't the mom notice when the girl disappears before her eyes? Three times? Why did they show the dad coming home and then 20 minutes later (their time) when the cops show up to haul off the dead maid the dad wasn't home at all, but only just arriving? Why was the dead aunt (or whoever) evil? What did the doll have to do with it? Why did the doll look like something from the "Living Dead Dolly" collection? Why does this obviously gay man have a wife and daughter? What IS his job, actually? Why, in fact, does Alan Scarfe who plays the dad say every line - even the cliche "I feel so useless" as his wife is taken out on a stretcher - with a smirk frozen on his face, that threatens every second to break into a grin or full-out laughter? Why did none of the characters react to a single event normally? What was the medium doing at their house, and why after the horrifying vision she had did she leave with a smile on her face? Why were those old women all mothers of young children? When the drowning girl was lifted from the water, why was she completely dry, hair and all? Were the filmmakers actually TRYING to make a movie?? So many questions, so many questions. You will come up with many more that will keep you amused throughout.

Do not expect that ANY questions the plot raises will be answered in the course of the film however - they will not. The police never return despite their hackneyed threat "Don't leave town", the fact that the girl gives the time-lapsed rotted food to her mom never comes into play, there is just an entire disconnect from one scene to the next, from one moment to the next, usually painfully (hilariously painfully) so. But hey, that's part of the flick's charm.

The editing alone provides many laughs. The little girl for some reason throws a bowl at the wall, shattering it, and the maid says "Oh don't worry" and goes to pick it up. She goes over to the shattered mess, bends down, picks up two pieces from the middle of the pile, and declares "There it's all done!" as she stands. We had to replay it three times, laughing harder each time. So far as we can tell, the mess at the bottom of the screen was meant to be out of camera view, but the filmmakers seemingly didn't watch a single frame before committing it to release. In another scene that will have you spitting out your drink, the drunk handyman goes to bust into the little girl's room, but the prop door breaks in on his first try. So he looks up at the boo-boo he just made, deliberately CLOSES it again, then resumes his pounding and yelling to get in. You can't make that stuff up! Once again, we watched that part over and over. But there's plenty more! Look for fun moments like the handyman's frozen expression as he's covered with every cliche they could pack into the scene - a tarantula, rats AND some rather cute snakes. Enjoy Alan Scarfe's brilliantly cardboard, utterly clueless and unintentionally comedic performance. Look for the scene when every breakable in the house is broken, likely by BB guns fired offscreen.

Yes, the editors, director and writers obviously hold the audience in contempt, the actors clearly couldn't give a flying crap about their roles or the story (what story?), but this is all to our viewing pleasure. They produced a stinker of such quality that it's worthy of an MST3K style skewering, again and again.