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This movie was amazing in all aspects. I thought the plot was amazing and original, and the actors were GREAT!!! I loved them so much and was actually interested in them.

This is a great party movie, so invite all your friends, order seven pizza pies, ten two-liter bottles of soda and a bunch of candy and stick this into the DVD player and have a good time. I know I did!

Yes folks, it's that time again. Feeling like you need a bit of a laugh? Well make sure you find yourself a copy of 'Decoys' double-quick, but be warned: We defy anyone to sit through it without near-soiling themselves with hilarity.

Like SPECIES on laughing gas, it's the tale of a Canadian University unwittingly infested with man-hungry Martians. Still, you'd think they'd at least be easy to spot, what with their somewhat unsavory habit of projecting flailing tentacles from their belly-buttons and forcing them down the kissers of any unfortunate male who happens to look twice at them. But no, these intergalactic visitors are cunning. You see, they've disguised themselves as blonde-haired, large-bosomed hotties, and they won't rest until they've had their wicked way with every horny idiot in sight.

Perhaps understandably, most of the men on campus seem willing to take their chances regardless. But halls-dwelling freshman Luke (Corey Sevier) isn't just ANY man. He's a man with a kettle, a flame-thrower, and a seemingly bottomless reservoir of horrendously bad Arnie-style one-liners. Please Luke, save us all before it's too late!

It's safe to say DECOYS isn't going to be included in anyone's list of all-time greatest sci-fi horror flicks any time soon, but it is a genuinely riotous experience which will have you in stitches from start to finish. There's no way to be sure how many of the laughs are intentional, but no matter. It's the sort of film where a man hauled into the police station as chief suspect for a string of murders will happily explain his crackpot theory about babes from space, but omit to mention the fact that he himself has got a rock solid alibi. It's the sort of film where the detective investigating the case (a hammed-up Richard Burgi) repeatedly and inexplicably refers to said suspect as "puppy". It's also the sort of film where the hero dresses up as a Ghostbuster, demands complete strangers show him their navels, and chucks boiling-hot water at people to prove they're not of this earth.

Frankly, the guy's clearly mental and should be locked up whether he's correct or not!