Horror Extreme Movie Catalog

When six people on their way to a wedding in Galveston stop over night in the small town of Lovelock, Texas, they find themselves in the middle of a zombie uprising. Technically, they are not zombies, but you still have to chop their heads off. Hilarity ensues.

The main character are each richly drawn and beautifully acted. The town is populated by the sort of persons you might actually encounter in rural Texas, all lovingly parodied. The country rap musical score is perfect. The zombies even provide their own tunes after the local band is possessed.

Anybody who does not burst out laughing when the zombies, to their own musical accompaniment, do a line dance prior to assaulting the boarding house must have no sense of humor.

This movie is so terrible it's hard to explain. I saw this when it first came out, my brother rented it because it said Shaun of the Dead on the cover. My brother is fooled easily, that would have been the red flag that would have made me NOT rent this crap. I remember watching it and thinking, when does this get funny, when will I like a character, when will it get even a couple miles in range of being scary? This "movie", full of it's lame overdone plot and crap actors reciting crap lines is just another movie that should be forgotten by everyone. Sadly, "horror" fans will cling to this trash because the classics just aren't good enough. Don't rent this, don't buy this, don't even look at the cover! Don't make me regret wasting my time writing about this turd of a film. I wish I was a billionaire so I could buy every copy and burn them all!